In a small pot, cover the cashews with water, and boil for about 8 minutes to soften them up. Drain and let cool.
In a food processor or blender, process the cashews until they’re finely ground. Add the tofu, garlic powder, onion powder, turmeric, liquid smoke, miso, paprika, salt, mustard powder, oil, nutritional yeast, and water.
Puree till the sauce is as smooth as the following: “Excuse me, Miss, do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.” Okay, well, maybe smoother than that.